The Onion For College
Written by Shaan Puri
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Aug. 28 2024
I'm giving $10k to someone to start an Onion-like newspaper for their school. Read on...
- Shaan

When I was in college, everyone loved the Duke Chronicle. It was the thing. Everyone and their momma read it. 

But I never thought about it. I didn't know who wrote it or even consider what was going on behind the scenes. If I was smart, what I would have done is joined those nerds, or make my own. 

Why? I think this is the perfect ‘starter business’.

You see, most college kids are ‘white belts’ when it comes to entrepreneurship. Yet 99% of them try pulling off ‘black belt’ moves (i.e. trying to create the next OpenAI of Google).

What they should do instead, is target ‘white belt’ business. Like a simple newspaper (think of the Onion, but for your local college).

It’s a great exercise in:

  • Learning business operations – you’ll be running a paper biz
  • Marketing  – i.e. figure out distribution
  • Copywriting – i.e. the most important skill to have. Period.
  • Leadership – i.e. managing a group of other young hustlers
  • Sales – i.e. monetizing the damn thing

I didn’t do it, but I wanna help YOU (if you’re a college hustler) do it. 

Btw, this is how Barstool started! Portnoy started a local paper and was physically handing it out to people. Fast forward x years, and it turned into a $500M+ empire. 

I think this has that same kind of potential. I'm

I’m putting in the first $10k to get you started. Apply here.
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